Tragedy at Baba’s Restaurant!!

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BREAKING NEWS: Your good friend and life coach Baba almost had his restaurant blown to smithereens!!   Some drunken fool came into my humble establishment and wanted a drink of water.   He was not a customer – he was just a drunk!   Our policy does not allow for free handouts even if it is only a glass of water.   My employees told him to get out of our place, and he left reluctantly.  But he later returned with a container full of disgusting urine and threw it over the counter and it broke all over.    We then threw him out of the restaurant again and called the police.   The filthy creature returned once again  with a container of gasoline and a match.   He tried to strike the match when a very honorable man who was a student of martial arts stepped forward and tackled the filthy urine man!   The fight broke out with additional people trying to restrain the man who at this point was out of his mind and throwing chairs at my employees.

The police finally arrived and took the man away.    We thought we saw the last of him until the next day when he returned to apologize for being drunk.   He came back to look for his iPod which he had lost in the scuffle, which I have in my possession right now.   It was a very scary day for old man Baba.   I do not need this kind of aggravation in my later years.   I would like to thank my co-owner and shift manager Mohammed Malik for his quick thinking and for the brave customer for stepping out from behind the shadows to save the day.

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